Is the Banker Santa Claus?
U-man loves Deal or No Deal. He gets excited with the opening of each case and says everything that Howie Mandel says:
"Open de case!"
"Ohh... [holding hands to face as in The Scream]"
"Deal!"
Our lives as children are filled with creatures whose actual identities are in question.
Easter Bunny? Oh hell yes - decorating shitty hardboiled eggs with PAAS and searching for them are guaranteed in the Constitution!
- Tooth Fairy? $5iddy dollas a toof in Danville, beotch!
- Bigfoot? Hello, I do wear size 16s!
- Santa Claus? You better watch out, foo!
It will be sad to tell him the Banker doesn't exist. When should I do it? When he's 23?


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